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From: vbangia@uok.UUCP
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Subject: RABBI JOKE
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Date: Mon, 3-Mar-86 22:33:00 EST
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Nf-From: uok.UUCP!vbangia    Mar  3 21:33:00 1986


[eat me!]


A rabbi goes into a ten-day fast, never 
leaving the synagogue. At the end of that
time he sees a vision and believes that
he is speaking directly to God.

"God, only you can help me in my terrible
predicament. My son is about to turn
Christian."

And God says, "YOUR son!"
               ^^^^