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From: vbangia@uok.UUCP
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Subject: Re: RABBI JOKE
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Date: Mon, 3-Mar-86 22:43:00 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar  3 22:43:00 1986
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Nf-From: uok.UUCP!vbangia    Mar  3 21:43:00 1986


At the first hole on a golf course a man
tees off, hits a hard drive but the ball
hooks badly and goes off the course entirely.
the man figures it's a lost ball, puts another
ball on the tee and starts again. He plays
nine holes when a policeman comes up to
him:

"Sir did you lose a ball a while back?"

"yes, I did. Why?"

"Well,sir, I'm afraid I've got bad news for
you. You see, your ball hit a cyclist, causing
him to swerve right into the path of an
oncoming bus. The bus hit the cyclist but
also rammed head-on into a truck coming from
the opposite direction. At the moment the 
casualties are twenty-one dead and we don't
know how many injured."

The man says, "But this is dreadful--I had
no idea--is there anything I can possibly
do?"

"Well, sir, the next time you want to
hold the club a little more to the right,
like this--"