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From: vbangia@uok.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: FRENCH JOKE
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Date: Mon, 3-Mar-86 22:54:00 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar  3 22:54:00 1986
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Nf-From: uok.UUCP!vbangia    Mar  3 21:54:00 1986


  An American tourist is walking with his
wife in Paris. They find a perfume shop, 
the wife goes in and he waits outside. A
streetwalker comes along and says to him, 
in English:

"Like to come home with me, cheri?"

"For how much?" says the tourist.

"Five thousand francs."

"I'll give you five hundred."

The girl spits at him and says "Je vous dis
'merde'. "
and walks away. A little while later the 
man's wife comes out of the shop and they 
continue their walk. On the first corner
they come to, they pass the same streetwalker.
She takes one look at the man's wife and says:


"You see? You see what you get for five
hundred francs?"