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From: vbangia@uok.UUCP
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Subject: YA RABBI JOKE
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Date: Mon, 3-Mar-86 23:07:00 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar  3 23:07:00 1986
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Nf-From: uok.UUCP!vbangia    Mar  3 22:07:00 1986


 A rabbi is on his way to synagogue on
Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement. He passes
his country club on the way and decides
that (as it's very early in the morning and
no one else is around) it's quite safe to
play a couple of holes of golf. He goes to
the locker room, gets his clubs, tees up a
ball and starts taking a few practice swings.
At this point, Moses, who has been watching
the whole thing from heaven, calls to God:

"Hey boss, you'll never believe this; here
it is Yom Kippur and look who's going to play
golf--a rabbi!"
  God says, "I know all about it. Who do you think
I am anyway? I not only know, but I'm going
to punish him."

 The rabbi hits the ball, a beautiful drive,
straight down the middle of the fairway, the
ball lands on the green, drops into the cup,
a hole in one.
  Moses says, "Hey boss, what goes on here?
A rabbi plays golf on Yom Kippur, you say 
you're going to punish him, and he makes a hole
in one!"

 God says, "So who can he tell?"