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From: khill@ti-csl
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Subject: Re: Marcos
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Date: Mon, 3-Mar-86 10:39:00 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar  3 10:39:00 1986
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Nf-From: ti-csl!khill    Mar  3 09:39:00 1986




An airplane is over mid-ocean, and due to engine failure excess weight
must be thrown overboard.  The passengers include a Frenchman, an 
Englishman, a Mexican and a Texan.  After all baggage etc. is gone, the
plane continues to sink toward the waves. The pilot asks for volunteers
to jump and lighten the load.

The Frenchman says "Viva la France!" and jumps out.

The Englishman says "Long live the Queen!" and jumps out.

The TExan Says "Remember the Alamo!" and throws out the Mexican.

The Shadow