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From: sauder@nbs-amrf.UUCP (Jeff Sauder)
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Subject: monkeys in the treetops
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Date: Wed, 5-Mar-86 12:13:57 EST
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Q.  Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?


A.  He was dead.





Q.  Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?


A.  He was dead, too.




Q.  Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?


A.  Peer pressure.


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Q.  What happens when the smog clears over Los Angeles?
A.  UCLA

Jeff Sauder     {seismo,umcp-cs}!nbs-amrf!sauder