Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site sphinx.UChicago.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!ihnp4!gargoyle!sphinx!beth From: beth@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP (JB) Newsgroups: net.jokes.d,net.women Subject: Re: Re: Offensive humor Message-ID: <1633@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP> Date: Thu, 13-Feb-86 10:25:28 EST Article-I.D.: sphinx.1633 Posted: Thu Feb 13 10:25:28 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 15-Feb-86 04:26:59 EST References: <428@mmm.UUCP> <9096@amdcad.UUCP> <2453@reed.UUCP> Reply-To: beth@sphinx.UUCP (JB) Distribution: net Organization: Wits' End Lines: 34 Xref: watmath net.jokes.d:1505 net.women:8981 [for those of who who can't tell, i just be jokin' around here] In article <2453@reed.UUCP> clyde@reed.UUCP (Clyde Bryja) writes: >> In article <428@mmm.UUCP> mrgofor@mmm.UUCP (Michael Ross) writes: >> > The question: Are ALL jokes offensive in SOME way to SOMEone? >> >Can anyone supply a joke that is completely inoffensive to anybody >> >(yet still funny to someone)? >> >> [jokes'n'stuff deleted - bdc] >> >It seems to be very hard not to make a joke that offends some people. >I suspect that only those that are very distanced from human events/ >experience are able to fit the bill. With that theory in mind, I throw >the following example to the wind. Can anyone find a reason why this >simple joke would offend anyone? > > Q: What did one rock say to the other rock? > A: Nothing. Rocks can't speak. You insensitive cad! How could you poke fun at poor Rock Hudson, knowing the dreadful way he died? "Rocks can't speak" indeed! Lots of jokes are 99&44/100% inoffensive, but somebody somewhere is bound to take offensive at 'em anyway. (Especially if you dare me to! 8-) -- --JB (Beth Christy, U. of Chicago, ..!ihnp4!gargoyle!sphinx!beth) "I once heard the remainder of a colony of ants, which had been partially obliterated by a cow's foot, seriously discussing the intentions of the gods towards their civilization." -- Archy the Cockroach