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From: mcewan@uiucdcs.CS.UIUC.EDU
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Subject: Re: traditional values, Salome, and
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Date: Mon, 24-Feb-86 15:34:00 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb 24 15:34:00 1986
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Nf-From: uiucdcs.CS.UIUC.EDU!mcewan    Feb 24 14:34:00 1986


>>I get the impression that much of the cntroversy over this joke centers  on
>>the  use  of  the  loaded word "rape" in the punch line.  Let me propose an
>>alternative:
>>
>>                        "Damn!  I've been seduced!"
>
>While it extends the language some, I've always enjoyed:
>
>			"Damn! I've been mizled!"
>
>It is pronounced with a long i but the usual spelling is misled.

I think it would be more appropriate for her to say:

			"Damn! I've been mislaid!"

			Scott McEwan
			{ihnp4,pur-ee}!uiucdcs!mcewan

"What? That? It was just a filthy demon! It wasn't even from this dimension!"