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From: brad@altunv.UUCP (Brad Silva)
Newsgroups: net.jokes.d
Subject: Re: Mommy, Mommy jokes.  Read them if you dare.
Message-ID: <8@altunv.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 1-Mar-86 18:06:55 EST
Article-I.D.: altunv.8
Posted: Sat Mar  1 18:06:55 1986
Date-Received: Tue, 4-Mar-86 03:56:12 EST
References: <166@nbs-amrf.UUCP>
Distribution: net
Organization: The Alternate Universe, Santa Rosa, CA
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Summary: net.jokes.funny? how about net.jokes.gross?

In article <166@nbs-amrf.UUCP>, sauder@nbs-amrf.UUCP (Jeff Sauder) writes:
> 
> I have been reading the net on and off for the past year and have
> yet to notice any mommy mommy jokes.  Realizing, of course, that I
> am about to open Pandora's box, let me say right now that I do not
> apoligize for any of these jokes, no matter how cruel and/or
> offensive they may be.  You may not like mommy mommy jokes, but
> they're better than 90% of what goes through net.jokes.
> 
> Mommy, mommy, can I like the bowl?
> Too late, kid, I already flushed it.
> 
> Mommy, mommy, I hate daddy's guts.
> Shut up, kid, and eat what's on your plate.
> 
> Mommy, mommy, I don't like tomato soup.
> Shut up, kid, and eat it before it clots.
> 
> Mommy, mommy, I keep going in circles.
> Quiet, you little brat, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
> 
> Mommy, mommy, where's Ethiopia?
> Shut up, kid, and get inside the care package.
> 
> Mommy, mommy, these potato chips are stale.
> Have some respect, kid.  It took me a long time to peel those scabs
> off.
> 
> Mommy, mommy, why is daddy running?
> Shut up, kid, and hand me another box of shotgun shells.
> 
> Mommy, mommy, Billy threw up!
> So what?
> Jimmy's getting all the big pieces!
> 
> Mommy, mommy, where's England?
> Shut up and start rowing!
> -- 
> Let's create net.jokes.funny!
> 
> Jeff Sauder     {seismo,umcp-cs}!nbs-amrf!sauder

Most of the jokes that appear in net.jokes are fairly funny, so a new newsgroup
for funny jokes should not be neccesary.  However there a quite a few that are
Sooooooo gross that perhaps we should create net.jokes.gross  (actually I
like most gross jokes).

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