Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 (Tek) 9/28/84 based on 9/17/84; site midas.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!decwrl!pyramid!hplabs!tektronix!teklds!midas!jeffw From: jeffw@midas.UUCP (Jeff Winslow) Newsgroups: net.jokes.d Subject: Re: Non-Offensive Jokes Message-ID: <175@midas.UUCP> Date: Tue, 4-Mar-86 20:57:15 EST Article-I.D.: midas.175 Posted: Tue Mar 4 20:57:15 1986 Date-Received: Fri, 7-Mar-86 06:49:50 EST References: <12086@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU> Reply-To: jeffw@midas.UUCP (Jeff Winslow) Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR Lines: 18 In article <12086@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU> weemba@brahms.BERKELEY.EDU (Matthew P. Wiener) writes: >A while back the question arose if non-offensive jokes existed. >Jokes whose victims are chosen based on occupation seem to fit >this category very well. > >Here's one (probably well-known, but what the hay): > >If architects built buildings the way programmers program programs, >the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization as >we know it. > >Now why are these de jure offensive jokes not de facto offensive, >even to the intended victim? 'Cause they can laugh all the way to the bank? Just a thought. Jeff Winslow "I'd rather have a fur" - Socrates