Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84 exptools; site ihlpl.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!bellcore!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!ihlpl!eisaman From: eisaman@ihlpl.UUCP (Eisaman) Newsgroups: net.math,net.med,net.philosophy,net.jokes.d Subject: Re: The Twins Message-ID: <621@ihlpl.UUCP> Date: Fri, 21-Feb-86 13:48:32 EST Article-I.D.: ihlpl.621 Posted: Fri Feb 21 13:48:32 1986 Date-Received: Mon, 24-Feb-86 08:23:55 EST References: <11958@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU> Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories Lines: 18 Xref: linus net.math:2511 net.med:3301 net.philosophy:4037 net.jokes.d:1325 > They drew apart slightly, making room for me, a new playmate, a > third in their world. Then John, who always took the lead, thought > for a very long time--it must have been at least five minutes, > though I dared not move ...--and brought out a nine-figure number; > and after a similar time his twin Michael responded with a similar > one. And then I, in my turn, after a surreptitious look in my book, > added my own ... a ten-figure prime .... > I was dissapointed with the end of this, all along I was expecting a punch line at the end. As soon as they started thinking long and hard to come up with a nine-figure prime and then put to the test of a ten-figure prime. I visioned, calculator tape coming out of thier mouths, smoke and sparks coming from the ears, and finally thier heads blowing up, with springs and resistors flying about the room. And then the guy says, "Damn, blew another fuse." I like my ending better.