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From: sk@duke.UUCP (Sanjaya Kumar)
Newsgroups: net.nlang.india
Subject: Ferraris etc.
Message-ID: <6942@duke.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 19-Feb-86 22:17:57 EST
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Posted: Wed Feb 19 22:17:57 1986
Date-Received: Fri, 21-Feb-86 05:44:13 EST
Reply-To: sk@duke.UUCP (Sanjaya Kumar)
Organization: Duke University
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>forget a Ferrari, which seems to be your common mode of transportation
> ...
>many of those few in India who can travel in a Ferrari and all such modern
>"contraptions" do so by sucking the blood of a vast number of poor people

This is just to set the record straight. I do not, and have not, at any time
ever owned a Ferrari or any other high performance automobile.
Once, while I was vacationing in Hawaii, Tom Selleck offered me a ride
in his car, but being fully aware that people who own Ferrari's
"suck the blood of poor people", I naturally refused.... On second
thoughts, I hereby retract my previous statement. I have not, in
my present incarnation, to the best of my knowledge, ever been
to Hawaii or its neighboring islands.

I do, however, own a Rabbit (which has disappointed me by not multiplying --
given the rabbit's legendary prowess in such matters), and I am willing
to set up a "C'mon guys, let's buy Sanjaya a Ferrari Fund" if there is
enough support from you netters out there.

Thanking you,
				       I remain,
				       Very Sincerly yours,

				       Sanjaya Kumar
				       Duke Univeristy