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From: bing@galbp.UUCP (Bing Bang)
Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.politics
Subject: if you had a hammer...
Message-ID: <292@galbp.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 14-Feb-86 12:55:17 EST
Article-I.D.: galbp.292
Posted: Fri Feb 14 12:55:17 1986
Date-Received: Sat, 15-Feb-86 22:07:01 EST
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Reply-To: bing@galbp.UUCP (Bing Bang)
Organization: Lanier Business Products, Inc., Atlanta, Georgia
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Summary: 

is Dartmouth on the net?

if they are i'd like to ask the  Dartmouth-12
what they'd do if they had a hammer...

how many of the Dartmouth-12 does it take to screw in a light bulb?

nobody knows because they tore down the shack before the sockets were installed.

ok, i'll sign it...

bing

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