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From: on@hpda.UUCP (Owen Rowley)
Newsgroups: net.cooks,net.religion,net.rec.nude
Subject: Re: use for goose grease?
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Date: Sun, 16-Feb-86 15:40:58 EST
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Posted: Sun Feb 16 15:40:58 1986
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In article <147@lll-lcc.UUcp> bandy@lll-lcc.UUcp (Andrew Scott Beals) writes:
>Well, I recently have cooked a duck and have lots of nice yellow fat/grease
>left over. I know that there must be *some* use for it, and I was wondering
>what all you Nice Net.Folks out there would do with it?
>
According to the 13th century Grimoire Mallardus Howard et Arcadia
Yellow Duck fat is used in the creation of an ointment used in the ritual
celebration of the asscension of the Anti- hero. 

"The fat of a ducke is to be mixed well with the blood of three edithores
(you don't get much blood out of edithors or stones!)
thius mixture placed in a vessel of pure crystal and kept hidden on the
shelves of youe neighborhood pharmacie for two monthes beyond the expiration
date shal result in a magickal preparation that will cause George Lucas
to maketh a moving picture of your life"


>I also have large amounts (1/2gal) of goose grease too...
>I just don't want to throw it away...

AHA.. whats good for a goose is good for a gander!!!
Throw it away !!

:-)
LUX ..on
Owen rowley