Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site burl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!rcj From: rcj@burl.UUCP (Curtis Jackson) Newsgroups: net.rumor Subject: Re: Computer Horro Stories Message-ID: <1033@burl.UUCP> Date: Sat, 15-Feb-86 13:28:30 EST Article-I.D.: burl.1033 Posted: Sat Feb 15 13:28:30 1986 Date-Received: Sun, 16-Feb-86 05:26:52 EST References: <525@hoptoad.uucp> Reply-To: rcj@burl.UUCP (Curtis Jackson) Organization: AT&T Technologies, Burlington NC Lines: 18 Summary: At a Navy research organization which shall remain nameless, a guy got P.O.'d and decided to do something about it. At the time they still worked on cards; usually LOTS of cards, so they had these ultra-high-speed card readers that would take a full box (about 2.5 feet long) of cards at a time. This guy took a deck of cards, hollowed out the entire inside of the deck, filled it with very rotten bananas, and submitted his job. The results were phenomenal -- it took them 2 weeks to clean out the reader enough so that it would work part of the time at least, and I don't know how long to clean the walls and ceiling... Aside to Laura Creighton -- I think your `operator IQ' story is the best I have ever seen -- bravo! -- The MAD Programmer -- 919-228-3313 (Cornet 291) alias: Curtis Jackson ...![ ihnp4 ulysses cbosgd mgnetp ]!burl!rcj ...![ ihnp4 cbosgd akgua masscomp ]!clyde!rcj