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From: oyster@uwmacc.UUCP (Vicious Oyster)
Newsgroups: net.rumor
Subject: Re: exploding seagulls
Message-ID: <1974@uwmacc.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 17-Feb-86 17:19:46 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb 17 17:19:46 1986
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Organization: UWisconsin-Madison Academic Comp Center
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Keywords: Duck!

<An Alka Seltzer for the line-eater>

>Don't know about seagulls.  However, a long time ago, the university I
>was living near had a higher penalty for molesting (chasing, teasing)
>the DUCKS than for raping the female students (university regulations,
>the state and city laws were reasonable.)...
>BTW, I'm heard it's now equally illegal to molest ducks and rape
>co-eds on that campus.  Equality, ain't it wunnerful?
>
   At the university I'm living near, it's illegal to molest women, and the
same women who are protected by the law molest the ducks.  It seems some of
them (the women, not the ducks) try to force human sexual values on the
ducks, by trying to prevent nature from taking it's course.  "Look!" they
cry, "That evil male duck is raping the innocent yet superior female duck!
Stop him!"  I'm still amazed at what one can find on a campus filled with
supposedly intelligent people...