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From: carl@proper.UUCP (Carl Greenberg)
Newsgroups: net.rumor
Subject: Re: exploding seagulls
Message-ID: <159@proper.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 20-Feb-86 06:31:12 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb 20 06:31:12 1986
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References: <130@nbs-amrf.UUCP> <640@frog.UUCP>
Reply-To: carl@vision.UUCP (Carl Greenberg)
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In article <640@frog.UUCP> wjr@x.UUCP (STella Calvert) writes:
>In article <130@nbs-amrf.UUCP> sauder@nbs-amrf.UUCP (Jeff Sauder) writes:
>>can cause a seagull to explode by throwing alka seltzer in the air
>
>About seagulls, I half-remember that they feed their kids by bleching
>up slightly-used fish.  Which implies that they can too belch.
The day I discover I can vacate my digestive tract by drinking a can of
Coke, I'm gonna digitise the result and send it to you in net mail.
>BTW, I'm heard it's now equally illegal to molest ducks and rape
>co-eds on that campus.  Equality, ain't it wunnerful?
I don't know.  Which has a higher priority, molesting ducks or raping
co-eds?
						Carl Greenberg