Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 4.3bsd-beta 6/6/85; site man.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!ittatc!dcdwest!sdcsvax!ncr-sd!man!rgale From: rgale@man.UUCP (Ryan Gale) Newsgroups: net.rumor Subject: Re: Computer Horror Stories Message-ID: <134@man.UUCP> Date: Tue, 25-Feb-86 00:30:44 EST Article-I.D.: man.134 Posted: Tue Feb 25 00:30:44 1986 Date-Received: Fri, 28-Feb-86 21:23:06 EST References: <14700001@hplabsb.UUCP> <476@mmm.UUCP> <672@amiga.amiga.UUCP> <5968@tekecs.UUCP> Organization: Pacific Century Group Security Pacific Corp. Lines: 14 When Security Pacific [I don't work there; just use the machine] was about to take delivery of their new 3B5, there was rejoicing all around. Delivery was two months late, and the old machine had about 75% more terminals on it than it was rated for. Corporate officers flew down for the grand unveiling. The vanlines truck arrived, and everyone went out to see it being offloaded. Whereupon the forklift driver miscalculated, and punched cleanly through the crate containing the CPU. His comments: "Gee, I'm terribly sorry." -- Ryan Gale {ihnp4, akgua, decvax} !sdcsvax!man!rgale