Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!gamma!epsilon!zeta!sabre!petrus!bellcore!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!umcp-cs!eneevax!hsu From: hsu@eneevax.UUCP (Dave Hsu) Newsgroups: net.rumor Subject: Re: The End Of The Universe Message-ID: <551@eneevax.UUCP> Date: Wed, 5-Mar-86 10:52:50 EST Article-I.D.: eneevax.551 Posted: Wed Mar 5 10:52:50 1986 Date-Received: Fri, 7-Mar-86 08:30:40 EST References: <680@drutx.UUCP> <532@cisden.UUCP> <70@lanl.ARPA> Reply-To: hsu@eneevax.UUCP (Dave Hsu) Organization: Imperial Widget Research Center, Kingdom of Maryland Lines: 29 In article <70@lanl.ARPA> jkw@lanl.UUCP writes: >> ............. The other day I pushed the Mountain Dew button on our pop >> machine and got TWO! Murphy rolled over in his grave, but there was nothing >> he could do about it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH >> -- >> Tommy Phillips > >The ways of Murphy are subtle...have you considered the effects on your brain >and body of 2 Mountain Dews back to back ??? > > Jay Wooten Los Alamos National Lab ARPA:jkw@lanl.ARPA My empty Mountain Dew can stack grows higher daily. And Tommy, fear not, it's not the end of the world. We had a nice Pepsi machine here from which, for only 25 cents (sometimes) you could extract two Mug Root Beers, and one of anything else. The (sometimes) pertaining to the price; you could always get the root beers at any rate. This was cured the quick-and-dirty way; instead of repairing the machine, they changed the root-beer reservoir into one of Diet Pepsi. Have you considered the effects on non-synthetic materials of two Mug Root Beers back to back? -dave -- David Hsu Communication & Signal Processing Lab, EE Department University of Maryland, College Park, MD 20742 hsu@eneevax.umd.edu {seismo,allegra}!umcp-cs!eneevax!hsu "Godzilla has been spotted in Sector 5!"