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From: frye@cuuxb.UUCP (frye)
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Subject: More on, "What do you do if...?"
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Date: Thu, 13-Feb-86 10:48:46 EST
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Someone asked me via mail, "What if she's asleep?"
If she's asleep, I beat her mercilessly with a
pillow until she is no longer asleep. Then I tell
her to get on the end on what's bothering me.

And, if you believe that...(8-)

Umm, I guess Ol' Grizzly is just s.o.l. if she's asleep.
Maybe Ol' Grizzly is s.o.l. even if she's awake. The odds
are still a little better for me if I'm not sleeping alone
though. Or, at least past experience has pointed in that
general direction.

Just to eschew obfuscation, this whole thing was a gag
folks. It was never meant to be taken very seriously.
But, on t'other hand. I have been awakened by a mate
who was a little stirred up. That has happened to me a
few times. Somehow, I couldn't find it in my heart to
be irritated. We just take care of "the problem" and
go back to sleep. The trick is to find out if your mate
minds that sort of thing or not. See, its a case of mind
over matter. If you or your mate don't mind, it don't
matter. Youse has just gots to gits a understandin'.



Speakin' of illiterate, just reread my posting one more
time(8-). Perfect textbook example, huh?


Keep yer powder dry an' yer flint sharp.
Ol' Grizzly