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From: beth@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP (JB)
Newsgroups: net.women,net.singles
Subject: Re: Yet another thought/beach harrassment
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Date: Wed, 19-Feb-86 19:09:42 EST
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Posted: Wed Feb 19 19:09:42 1986
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[If we can send a Dog to the moon, let's.]

In article <3239@umcp-cs.UUCP> aleksand@maryland.UUCP (R Alexandr) writes:
>What! You were on the beach and a man made *gasp* overtures!
>Oh my God! You wouldn't by any chance have been wearing a
>sexy bikini, French cut perhaps? If you don't want men to
>talk to you on the beach, what you do is cut a hole in a
>garbage bag and put that on. Or eat like a hog for a few weeks
>until you resemble a beached whale. Then I'm pretty sure no
>one will bother you.

Ah, but you don't understand, Mr. Dog.  We don't mind men making
overtures to us on the beach.  It's the stupid Dogs who store
their brains in their swim trunks and who decide which women are
worthy of their attention based on the women's attire and eating
habits that bother us.

>Why don't you admit it? You love the attention you get on the 
>beach! Cut the bullshit!

We don't admit it because it isn't true.  Too much of the attention
comes from the aforementioned Dogs.

>					B. Dog
>
>PS [...] But if its high testosterone levels you really want..
>I'm sure there's a few of us left out there who'd be happy
>to fulfill your wildest dreams.

I have a wild dream I'd love for you to fulfill.  It has to do with
going to the moon....
-- 

--JB     ((Just) Beth Christy, U. of Chicago, ..!ihnp4!gargoyle!sphinx!beth)

	 Sylvia says `A real lady never asks: "Was *what* good for me?".
			      ("I'm sorry - I wasn't paying attention.")'