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From: greenber@phri.UUCP (Ross Greenberg)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: Truth is stranger than doctrine
Message-ID: <2249@phri.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 23-Feb-86 13:08:53 EST
Article-I.D.: phri.2249
Posted: Sun Feb 23 13:08:53 1986
Date-Received: Wed, 26-Feb-86 07:56:39 EST
References: <167@axiom.UUCP> <83@tekchips.UUCP>
Reply-To: greenber@phri.UUCP (Ross Greenberg)
Organization: Public Health Research Inst. (NY, NY)
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>In article <167@axiom.UUCP> ramberg@axiom.UUCP (Mark Ramberg) writes:
>> ...
>>She had apparently been listening, for she was chortling quietly
>>into her napkin. I was intrigued. Excusing myself, I left my comfy
>>nest of friends and, ego naked to the swords of rejection, approached
>>the lady and asked if I might join her for a libation. She politely
>>declined, indicating that she was waiting to meet a friend...
>> ...
>>All of a sudden, she appeared at the table,
>>smiled sweetly, and said " You ought to try a little harder". At this
>>point she playfully ( but very accurately) tossed her half empty drink
>>into my lap ...
>

At this point I would asked:
"What?! You thought you could be that rude and get away with it?"
and politely punched her in the mouth.

Jesus! If she had been a guy, I sorta figure a major fisticuffs would
have started!


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