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From: percus@acf4.UUCP (Allon G. Percus)
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Subject: Re: Ya got a point, Ron.
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Date: Fri, 28-Feb-86 17:55:00 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 28 17:55:00 1986
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> Just read Ron Harvey's posting ending with his ol' hound
> dog performing a little hygiene on himself. There was a lady
> who was recalling an incident to some guy. Apparently, her
> neighbor had a dog. When this lady went to visit her neighbor,
> said neighbor let the dog have a swig of her drink and then took
> a drink herself. The lady telling the story asked why anyone
> would drink after a dog. The neighbor said that a dog's mouth
> is cleaner than a human's mouth. Well, our visiting lady heard
> this, she told her neighbor she'd just seen the dog licking
> his *BLEEP*, so she felt her mouth was cleaner than a dog's.
> I'm inclined to agree. Get the hound a glass of his own...

Reminds me of the old one about the conversation:

A: What kind of meat is this.
B: Tongue.
A: Oh God, how can you eat that?  I mean, you know where the tongue's
   been?
B: Do you eat eggs?
A: Yes.
B: Well, you know where they've been?

On a different topic...

> I still
> have to think that a lot of those divorces happen because the
> two weren't really in love to start with. They just thought
> they were.

Tom, that's all too easy to say.  Problem is, at the time, it
is not easy to tell whether you are in love or whether you just think
you are.

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