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From: dave@cylixd.UUCP (Dave Kirby)
Newsgroups: net.travel,net.jokes
Subject: Re: Request for sunny info
Message-ID: <812@cylixd.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 24-Feb-86 16:43:35 EST
Article-I.D.: cylixd.812
Posted: Mon Feb 24 16:43:35 1986
Date-Received: Thu, 27-Feb-86 03:32:47 EST
Reply-To: dave@cylixd.UUCP (Dave Kirby)
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Organization: RCA Cylix Communications , Memphis, TN
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Summary: I GOT JUST THE PLACE


>>      We're a group of 6-8 soon-to-be grads who are planning to do some
>> heavy relaxing this April. We are contemplating going to a spot with the
>> following:
>> 
>> 	1) Hot Hot Hot
>> 	2) Ocean for General Water Activities
>> 	3) Room to breathe (not very touristy)
>> 	4) Duration: 2 weeks
>> 	5) Cost: $850 (Canadian) roughly / person
>> 
>> Does anyone out there have a favourite location that fits the bill? 

You want Hot Hot Hot in April? I know of only one place that really
fits the bill. Come, spend your vacation in lovely HELL. Yes, that's
right, Hell is the place for YOU! Our brimstone springs keep Hell a
lovely warm climate all year long. For water activities, take an
adventurous dive into our molten seas, or just relax on the crimson
shores with fellow souls of like mind. Collect cankerworms as souvenirs 
of your visit. Or mine for sulphur at our famous Brimstone Caverns.

There is lots of room in Hell. Many people think we are crowded, judging
from the number of people who already make their home here, but Hell
has 9 regions to accomodate any taste. Some regions allow you stand-up
coffee breaks in addition to the aerobic handstand activities in our 
well-fertilised garden rooms. Yes, there are many tourists here, but
most who visit will make Hell their home and stay here forever.

Two week vacations are really rather short for stays in Hell. You will
want to make longer arrangements, for once you visit you may never
leave it. You really cannot see all there is to see in Hell in only
two weeks. We have so much to see and experience, and there are lots of
natives you will want to meet.

$850 is no problem at all. In fact, all it requires for a lifetime
condo in Hell is one immortal soul, and you can use our convenient 
lay-away plan if you don't want to pay immediately.

So come home to Hell. It's a great place to spend an eternity.

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Dave Kirby    ( ...!ihnp4!akgua!cylixd!dave)