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From: tj@alliant.UUCP (Tom Jaskiewicz)
Newsgroups: net.wobegon
Subject: A song from net.jokes
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Date: Mon, 17-Feb-86 13:03:25 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb 17 13:03:25 1986
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In an article from net.jokes, a person to shy to post to net.wobegon writes:

>	Tell me why the stars do shine?
>	Tell me why the ivy twines?
>	Tell me why the sky is blue?
>	And I will tell you just why I love you.
>
>	Nuclear fusion makes the stars shine.
>	Tropisms makes the ivy twine
>	Rayleigh scattering makes the sky blue.
>	Gonads and hormones are why I love you!
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