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From: rcj@burl.UUCP (Curtis Jackson)
Newsgroups: net.women
Subject: Another interesting poem (also from net.jokes)
Message-ID: <1066@burl.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 1-Mar-86 18:10:26 EST
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Posted: Sat Mar  1 18:10:26 1986
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References: <2026@jhunix.UUCP> <1450@panda.UUCP>
Reply-To: rcj@burl.UUCP (Curtis Jackson)
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In article <1450@panda.UUCP> awr@panda.UUCP (Andrew W. Rogers) writes:
>In article <2026@jhunix.UUCP> ins_atty@jhunix.UUCP (Berserker Bob) writes:
>>I found this poem the other day and thought others might find the same humour
>>in it that I did:
>>
>>		Double Crossed by the Double Standard
>>
>>			by Dollie Cole
>>
>>A businessman is aggressive;  a businesswoman is pushy.
>>A well-dressed businessman is fashionable; a businesswoman is a clotheshorse...
>
>Sounds a lot like "Life From The Broadside", in MAD #135 (June '70):
>
>He's such an attentive husband; she's such a possessive female.
>He certainly has a way with the ladies; she just throws herself at men.
>He's always up on all the latest news; she's nothing but a vicious gossip.
>He's a take-charge guy; she's a domineering old bag.
>He's a gay bachelor; she's a old maid.
>He's always quick with a good-natured gag; she's such a spiteful, malicious
>  cat.
>What a Don Juan - he hops from one girl to another; what a tramp - she goes
>  with anything in pants.
>He's got nerves of steel; she's a crazy woman driver.
>He's sort of rugged looking; she's so ugly.
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