Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Version 1.0 Netnews CMS/BITNET 5/19/85; site PSUVM.BITNET Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ukma!psuvm.bitnet!j9n From: J9N@PSUVM.BITNET Newsgroups: net.pets,net.auto Subject: Re: cats sitting on cars Message-ID: <4620J9N@PSUVM> Date: Sat, 22-Mar-86 13:10:07 EST Article-I.D.: PSUVM.4620J9N Posted: Sat Mar 22 13:10:07 1986 Date-Received: Mon, 24-Mar-86 00:40:22 EST References: <10877@amdcad.UUCP> 404@unirot.UUCP Lines: 26 Xref: watmath net.pets:1609 net.auto:9861 The only sure fire way I know to have your car get all scratched up Lines: 21 Xref: cbosgd net.pets:1854 net.auto:11322 is to frighten the poor animal out of his wits with either firecrackers or squirtguns. For years the neighborhood cats would sit on our cars, and there was never a scratch -- until my brother decided that he didn't want any &%##!@ cat sleeping on the hood of HIS car. He lit some fircrackers, and lo and behold, first scratches EVER; the first time that ever happened in the 10 years we lived there. Its best to let sleeping dogs (cats????) lie. The only dangerous thing in this world is an open mouth attached to a closed mind. --Jeffrey J. Nucciarone psuvm.bitnet!J9N The Pennsylvania State University, Home of the Penn State Nittany Cats ** I mean ** Lions.