Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!gatech!gitpyr!kevin From: kevin@gitpyr.UUCP (Kevin Campbell) Newsgroups: net.college Subject: You know you're in college when... Message-ID: <1530@gitpyr.UUCP> Date: Tue, 11-Mar-86 09:51:23 EST Article-I.D.: gitpyr.1530 Posted: Tue Mar 11 09:51:23 1986 Date-Received: Wed, 12-Mar-86 06:36:44 EST Organization: Georgia Institute of Technology, Atlanta Lines: 40 You know you're in college when..... You apologize to an instructor for missing the last class and he says he didn't even know you were taking it. Your parents rent your room. You know who Carlos Castaneda is. Somebody asks YOU for directions. You have to yell "flush" when someone is in the shower. Your textbooks don't have pictures. You get used to standing in line. You spend a beautiful spring day in the library. You wear the heart-print underpants that your aunt gave you for Christmas, because you haven't had time to do the wash. You find out that Spinoza isn't a disease. You discover that the late movies you used to think were so silly, are in fact cinema. * Do y'all have anymore?? lets hear them! -- Kevin Campbell Office of Computing Services Georgia Institute of Technology Atlanta, Georgia 30332 UUCP: ...!{akgua,allegra,amd,hplabs,ihnp4,seismo,ut-ngp}!gatech!gitpyr!kevin ...!{rlgvax,sbl,uf-cgrl,unmvax,ut-sally}!gatech!gitpyr!kevin BITNET: CCOPRKC @ GITVM1