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From: karl@cbrma.UUCP (Karl Kleinpaste)
Newsgroups: net.college
Subject: Re: Four Basic Food Groups
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Date: Tue, 11-Mar-86 23:09:28 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar 11 23:09:28 1986
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In article <136@umd-ua.UUCP> jwabik2@umd-ua.UUCP (Jeff Wabik) writes:
>Nono..  Everyone knows that the four basic food groups are as follows:
>1)	Grease Group
>2)	Caffeine Group
>3)	Sugar Group
>4)	Booze Group

Gee, I'd always understood that the 4 basic food groups were sugar,
salt, caffeine, and grease.  Note the presence of salt and absence of
booze.  The reason for that set was that Joe CollegeStudent could get
all of them at any McDonald's or Burger King at any meal, any time of
day...and we all know that Joe CollegeStudent doesn't eat the
`diet-correct meals' provided in the cafeterias around school...
-- 
Karl Kleinpaste