Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site codas.ATT.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!bellcore!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!hjuxa!petsd!peora!codas!mikel From: mikel@codas.ATT.UUCP (Mikel Manitius) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke Message-ID: <474@codas.ATT.UUCP> Date: Thu, 6-Mar-86 12:18:53 EST Article-I.D.: codas.474 Posted: Thu Mar 6 12:18:53 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 8-Mar-86 11:40:43 EST References: <1769@jhunix.UUCP> <1770@jhunix.UUCP> Distribution: na Organization: AT&T Information Systems, Altamonte Springs, FL Lines: 15 >>>>>>>>>>What was the first math lesson? >>>>>>>>>>God told Adam to multiply... >>>>>>>>>If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. >>>>>>>>How did you derive that line? >>>>>>>Oh, it makes no differential... >>>>>>This is at best a partial excuse for humor. >>>>>When will these math jokes stop? Please give me a sine! >>>>Notice how these jokes tend to send people off on tangents? >>>These lousy jokes keep adding up.....and I fear this may be the worst case!! >>This seems to be forming an infinte series. >Well, as long as it doesn't become complex, we won't keep going in circles... There ought to be a sin in that! -- Mikel Manitius @ AT&T-IS Altamonte Springs, FL ...{ihnp4|akgua|bellcore|clyde|koura}!codas!mikel