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From: ins_ampm@jhunix.UUCP (Michael P McKenna)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Definition of Pain
Message-ID: <2104@jhunix.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 5-Mar-86 14:41:02 EST
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Posted: Wed Mar  5 14:41:02 1986
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In article <269@nvuxg.UUCP> micci@nvuxg.UUCP writes:
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>	A:  Sliding naked down a 30 foot long razor blade and
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Into a tub of rubbing alcohol!  (This was once suggested to a friend
and I when we were collecting painful ways to commit suicide).

                                              Dwight S. Wilson