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From: nick@sjuvax.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Idiot test again (ANSWERS)
Message-ID: <2873@sjuvax.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 6-Mar-86 09:20:56 EST
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Posted: Thu Mar  6 09:20:56 1986
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In article <1883@trwrba.UUCP> ice@trwrba.UUCP (Douglas L. Ice) writes:
>>> So here's a few NEW (!!!) "Idiot Quiz Questions" for everyone to work on.
>>> 
>>> 1) What country invented French Fries?
>>>
>>	Belgium.
>>> 
>>> 2) What's the largest city, in land area, in the U.S.
>>> 
>>	Juneau, Alaska.
>>>
>>> 3) What's the first day of the 21st century?
>>> 
>>	January 1st, 2000
>>
>	Sorry, but the 21st century starts on January 1st, 2001.
>--Doug.

For those who care, these ARE the correct answers.  I suppose I should have
included a joke in the original posting since this isn't net.puzzles (thanks
to the two people who so tactfully pointed this out to me  :-)  )  Anyway, I
won't make the same mistake twice:



    Q:   What's the best thing to do with an elephant with three balls?


















            A:  Walk him and pitch to the rhino.


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