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From: dipirro@amber.DEC (REAL men don't have floppy disks)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: This joke has been rated PG-13
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Date: Fri, 7-Mar-86 11:10:36 EST
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Posted: Fri Mar  7 11:10:36 1986
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	Since so many people out there are so sensitive to the jokes in
"net.jokes", I'd like to propose a rating system in place of ROT13. Its
a big pain in the ass (oops...sorry) to unROT these jokes since these are
the most interesting and funny of the bunch. The rating system would work
as you expect where G is for clean, PG contains four-letter words, PG-13
contains four-letter words and is offensive to some class of people, and
R and X are those jokes which are normally ROT13ed.
	So the following joke has been rated PG-13. I know some women that
will try to lynch me for posting it. It also may be offensive to people that
never heard the word "cunt" while growing up (oops...slipped again).

	God has just spent six days creating the heavens and the earth, and
since its the seventh day and one of rest, He and Gabriel are sitting back
and admiring His handiwork.
	"You know, God," says Gabriel, "you have done one hell of a job-
excuse my language. Those snowy peaks are unbelievably majestic, and the
woods, with those little sunny dells and meadows...masterful. Not to
mention the oceans: those fantastic coral reefs and all the sea creatures and
the waves crashing on the beaches. And all the animals-from fleas to elephants-
what a job. Not to mention the heavans; how could I leave them out? What a
touch, that Milky Way."
	God beams.
	"I just have the smallest suggestion, if you'll excuse my presumption,"
says Gabriel. "You know those sample humans you put down there in the Garden
of Eden?"
	God nods, a frown furrowing His brow.
	"Well," says Gabriel, "I was just wondering whether, for all the
obvious reasons, they shouldn't have differing sets of genitalia as all the
other animals do?"
	God reflects on this for a minute, and then a smile crosses His face.
"You're right," He exclaims. "Give the dumb one a cunt!"

Steve DiPirro
Digital Equipment Corp.


P.S. - This has been a joke of the emergency joking system. If this had been a
	real joke, you would have been given instructions of where to tune in
	your area for further information. This is only a joke.