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From: deanh@mako.UUCP (Dean Hill)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Shaggy Dog?
Message-ID: <1054@mako.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 7-Mar-86 16:22:10 EST
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Posted: Fri Mar  7 16:22:10 1986
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Organization: Tektronix, Wilsonville OR
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Keywords: Oh Yeah?


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	A guy walks into a local neighborhood bar.  There is only one other
person in the place besides the bartender, an older man with a dog at his
feet, down at the other end of the bar.  The guy walks up to the bar, orders
a beer and strolls toward the man at the end of the bar.  The man doesn't
look up so he bends over and pets the dog.  He stands back up and says:
"That sure is a nice dog you have there mister, but he doesn't have any legs."
"Nope"
"Well, what's his name?"
"Doesn't have one."
"That's unusual.  Why doesn't he have a name?"
"Well, even if he did he wouldn't come if I called him."



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