Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!cmcl2!philabs!ams From: ams@philabs.UUCP (Ali Shaik) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Re: Math joke Message-ID: <615@philabs.UUCP> Date: Sat, 8-Mar-86 11:24:20 EST Article-I.D.: philabs.615 Posted: Sat Mar 8 11:24:20 1986 Date-Received: Tue, 11-Mar-86 01:28:33 EST References: <1769@jhunix.UUCP> <1770@jhunix.UUCP> Distribution: na Organization: Philips Labs, Briarcliff Manor, NY Lines: 15 >>>>>>>>>>>What was the first math lesson? >>>>>>>>>>>God told Adam to multiply... >>>>>>>>>>If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. >>>>>>>>>How did you derive that line? >>>>>>>>Oh, it makes no differential... >>>>>>>This is at best a partial excuse for humor. >>>>>>When will these math jokes stop? Please give me a sine! >>>>>Notice how these jokes tend to send people off on tangents? >>>>These lousy jokes keep adding up.....and I fear this may be the worst case! >>>This seems to be forming an infinte series. >>Well, as long as it doesn't become complex, we won't keep going in circles... > There ought to be a sin in that! I'm posting this just 'cos I like to see the >>'s add up. Ali Shaik ..ihnp4!philabs!ams