Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!gamma!epsilon!zeta!sabre!petrus!bellcore!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!cmcl2!philabs!sbcs!tesla!sanjiva From: sanjiva@tesla.UUCP (Sanjiva Prasad) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Erections Message-ID: <342@tesla.UUCP> Date: Fri, 7-Mar-86 12:42:39 EST Article-I.D.: tesla.342 Posted: Fri Mar 7 12:42:39 1986 Date-Received: Wed, 12-Mar-86 01:59:44 EST References: <821@cylixd.UUCP> Organization: Computer Science Dept, SUNY@Stony Brook Lines: 21 > > In article <291@tolerant.UUCP> kathy@tolerant.UUCP (Kathy Kister) writes: > > True story (?): At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to > the Japanese ambassador and whispered, "When was your last election?" > The Japanese ambassador turned bright red and whispered back, "before > bleakfast." The Japanese unlike the Chinese, seem to make "l" sound like "r". A common joke about JAL is that their stewardesses announce : " We hope you enjoy your fright ". An incident like the *true story* took place in India, when a Japanese journalist was interviewing a minister and asked a question about when the next popular democratic mandate was going to be held. Sanjiva