Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!harvard!seismo!lll-crg!lll-lcc!qantel!hplabs!tektronix!reed!ronin From: ronin@reed.UUCP (Miguel Angel Colon) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Space shuttle Message-ID: <2701@reed.UUCP> Date: Wed, 5-Mar-86 14:13:18 EST Article-I.D.: reed.2701 Posted: Wed Mar 5 14:13:18 1986 Date-Received: Wed, 12-Mar-86 08:33:40 EST References: <114@nvuxb.UUCP> Reply-To: ronin@reed.UUCP (Miguel Angel Colon) Organization: Reed College, Portland, Oregon Lines: 28 Keywords: Tacky Summary: Shuttle Jokes (WARNING - DUMB AND CRUEL) Expires:4/86 In article <114@nvuxb.UUCP> mkrupp@nvuxb.UUCP (M Krupp) writes: >The recent Space shuttle jokes are as follows: > >What was going through the astronauts heads when the space shuttle blew up? > a 7 inch piece of metal. >What was going through the teacher's mind right before the space shuttle >blew up? > what does this button do? >What color was the teachers eyes? > blue, > one blew this way and the other blew that way. >What do the Patriots and the space shuttle have in common? > They both were doing fine for a minute and a half. >Where did the teacher have her vacation? > All over florida. What does N.A.S.A. stand for? Need Another Seven Astronaunts. Sorry, I really couldn't help it. -- _______________________________________________ ronin @ reed ...ihnp4!{harvard|tektronix}!reed ...decvax!tektronix!reed ...teneron!reed