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From: tj@alliant.UUCP (Tom Jaskiewicz)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Another Lawyer Joke
Message-ID: <183@alliant.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 8-Mar-86 22:37:57 EST
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Posted: Sat Mar  8 22:37:57 1986
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Organization: Alliant Computer Systems, Acton, MA
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How do you tell the difference between a dead dog by the side of the
road and a dead lawyer by the side of the road.

If there are skid marks, it's a dog.
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