Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/3/84; site teddy.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!genrad!panda!teddy!msm From: msm@teddy.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: More Sheep Message-ID: <2233@teddy.UUCP> Date: Mon, 10-Mar-86 09:28:48 EST Article-I.D.: teddy.2233 Posted: Mon Mar 10 09:28:48 1986 Date-Received: Wed, 12-Mar-86 21:53:10 EST Distribution: net Organization: GenRad, Inc., Concord, Mass. Lines: 19 This is an old one, and I forget its origin, but here goes anyway ... Seems this young lad was a shepherd and was tending a large flock with a bunch of other shepherds. Being his first job, and his first time away from home, he was kind of surprised on day to see on of his co-workers grab a sheep, carry it behind a bush and then get it on with the animal. Well, the young shepherd was sickened by the sight and later asked his fellow shepherds about what he had seen. "Just you wait a few more weeks.", they told him, "After a month in these hills with no women, you be doing it too!". Weeks passed and seeing the other shepherds commiting ovine intercourse became an almost daily event. After about a month the young shepherd weakened, grabbed an appropriate looking sheep, went to a convenient bush, and had a REAL good time. When he walked out from behind the bush he found that all of the other shepherds were waiting for him. They simultaneously broke out in uncontrollable laughter. "I've seen all of you do the same thing, what are you lauging at?", the young shepherd screamed. "Yah, but did you have to pick the ugliest one in the flock?", came the reply.