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From: okin@sun.uucp (Ken Okin)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Bust Story
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Date: Mon, 10-Mar-86 23:32:42 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar 10 23:32:42 1986
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Heard the other night:

	A rather good looking young woman was dissatisfied with 
her bust.  After trying countless enhancing remidies: all to no avail,
she broke down and went to the local Witch Doctor.

	He mumbled a few lines, made the appropriate gestures, made
her drink something and said:

	"To enlarge your bust, you have to find a handsome man 
and get him to say "Pardon"".

	So out she went.  As she was walking down the sidewalk she spotted
a good looking fellow and "Accidently" bumped into him.  "Pardon me" he 
said, and low and behold she grew an inch.

	"Hmm" she thought, "let's try this again."  So she went to the
supermarket, and on the way out bumped into a handsome grocery clerk. 
"Pardon me" he said, and her bust grew yet another inch.

	She was now satidifed with her figure, but was also hungry.
She went to the local Chinese restaurant, and while thinking about the 
beautiful new wardrobe she was going to buy for herself, she bumped into 
a waiter, scattering plates and dishes everywhere. The waiter 
said: "So sorry, 1000 pardons....."

	"AGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...................."

COMMENT:

Although retold in the original way I heard it, this story may be
be modified to be about either sex by substituting the appropriate 
anatomical(?) object(s).

	Ken