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Subject: Mommy, what are those ? (rot13)
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Date: Mon, 10-Mar-86 21:01:09 EST
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     A rather buxom woman was tucking her young son into bed one night
   and wouldn't you know it -- a button on her blouse gave way revealing
   her breasts.  The curious little boy asked, "Mommy, what are those for ?"
   Well, the woman was hard pressed for an answer and all she could think
   of was, "Those are my ballons.  They take me up to heaven when I die."
     
      A few weeks later, the family was having a barbecue.  The little
   boy came screaming up to his father at the grill "Daddy, mommy's dying!!"
   The father replied, "What do you mean ?"  The boy answered "Well, she's
   sitting on Uncle Bob's lap and he's blowing up her balloons and mommy's
   shouting 'Oh God I'm coming!!"
     
     
                     Ed