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From: ins_akew@jhunix.UUCP (Montgomery Scott)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: No! Not again! -- Offensive to Pat Juola
Message-ID: <2174@jhunix.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 11-Mar-86 17:06:49 EST
Article-I.D.: jhunix.2174
Posted: Tue Mar 11 17:06:49 1986
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>>>>>>>>>>>>What was the first math lesson?
>>>>>>>>>>>>God told Adam to multiply...
>>>>>>>>>>>If you keep telling old math jokes,
>>>>>>>>>>> I'll have to dis-integrate you.
>>>>>>>>>>How did you derive that line?
>>>>>>>>>Oh, it makes no differential...
>>>>>>>>This is at best a partial excuse for humor.
>>>>>>>When will these math jokes stop? Please give me a sine!
>>>>>>Notice how these jokes tend to send people off on tangents?
>>>>>These lousy jokes keep adding up...
>>>>> and I fear this may be the worst case!
>>>>This seems to be forming an infinte series.
>>>Well, as long as it doesn't become complex,
>>> we won't keep going in circles...
>> There ought to be a sin in that!
>I'm posting this just 'cos I like to see the >>'s add up.
I can't differentiate these puns any more...
 (we also seem to have quite a nice subset of them here...)

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