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From: ray@unlv.UUCP (Ray Tripamer)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: English joke (I don't think it's offensive)
Message-ID: <186@csee-vax.unlv.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 10-Mar-86 15:29:42 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar 10 15:29:42 1986
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Reply-To: ray@unlv.UUCP (Ray Tripamer)
Organization: Unversity of Nevada, Las Vegas
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I can't remember where I heard this, but here it is anyway.

	The English seem to keep a level head under the
	most intense situations.  For example, an English
	airline pilot en route to New York from London
	discoved that the plane was in trouble.  He then
	proceeded to make the announcement to the
	passengers (imagine this in your best English accent):

	   "Ladies and gentlemen, I must report that our
	    engine in on fire,  but please don't worry.
	    The Atlantic Ocean will soon put it out.
	    Also, I've been informed that we wil be having
	    fish for dinner.  Thank you."

					--Ray Tripamer
					University of Nevada, Las Vegas	
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