Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site utcs.uucp Path: utzoo!utcs!flaps From: flaps@utcs.uucp (Alan J Rosenthal) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: from a local bboard Message-ID: <1159@utcs.uucp> Date: Fri, 14-Mar-86 02:23:04 EST Article-I.D.: utcs.1159 Posted: Fri Mar 14 02:23:04 1986 Date-Received: Fri, 14-Mar-86 02:28:35 EST Reply-To: flaps@utcs.uucp (Alan J Rosenthal) Organization: University of Toronto Lines: 28 I thought the following two messages about the space shuttle were rather funny. jok > all [ Sun Mar 09 1986 19:09 #15580 ] They found the crew compartment of the shuttle and experts feel the remains of the astronauts are inside. Geez, a month now? wow. I still wager they drown. rph > jok [ Mon Mar 10 1986 20:24 #15596 ] Re: Shuttle the bodies have probably all turned into little green men with tentacles growing out of their foreheads. The astronauts noticed during the launch that their bodies were being invaded by aliens who were going to terrorize the earth from space, after having been stranded on earth unable to get back to their orbiting ship, and rather than let them get away with it the commander blew the ship up. It's the only possible explanation. -- Posted-By: Alan J Rosenthal {linus|decvax}!utzoo!utcs!flaps, {ihnp4|allegra}!cbosgd!utcs!flaps