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From: 4342bob@homxb.UUCP (R.DEMARCO)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Superjoke
Message-ID: <1316@homxb.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 12-Mar-86 13:48:22 EST
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Posted: Wed Mar 12 13:48:22 1986
Date-Received: Fri, 14-Mar-86 05:10:23 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ
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Two men were sitting in the bar at the
'Top of the Hub' restaurant.  One fellow turns
to the other and says "I designed this building (the Pru).
I made it in such a way that if you fall out the window
you will be carried by an updraft to the roof."
The fellow sitting next to him says, "You're crazy!
I bet you a $100 it isn't so."  The guy pulls out a
hundred and puts it on the bar.  The designer takes the
hundred, sets down his drink, and runs out the window,
POOF! right up to the roof and back down the elevator.
The fellow says, "I'd like to see you do that again."  He
pulls out another hundred and lays it on the bar.  The
designer takes the hundred, sets down his drink, and runs
out the window again. POOF! Right up to the roof and back
down the elevator.  The fellow says, "I've
got to try that!"  He sets down his drink, runs out the
window, and WHAM! Right down to the pavement, SPLAT!
The bartender turns around and says, "You know something
Superman?  You're a real JERK when you're drunk!"