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From: 4342bob@homxb.UUCP (R.DEMARCO)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Divorce Joke
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Date: Wed, 12-Mar-86 13:49:31 EST
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Posted: Wed Mar 12 13:49:31 1986
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     A woman goes before a judge to file for a divorce.  The
judge asks her, "Do you have grounds?"  The woman replies,
"Yes, we have about a half-acre."  The judge asks, "Do you
have a grudge?"  The woman says, "Sure, a two-car attached."
The judge says, "Does your husband ever beat you up?"  She
answers, "No, I'm always the first one out of bed in the
morning."  The judge asks, "Well, what about heirs?"  The
woman says, "OH, that's just a nasty rumor--Mr. Ayers and I
are just good friends."  The judge says, "Lady, exactly why
do you want to divorce your husband?"  She says, "Because
it's just IMPOSSIBLE to communicate with that man!"