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From: ix742@sdcc6.UUCP (James Hayes)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Engineers do it...
Message-ID: <2470@sdcc6.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 12-Mar-86 04:44:51 EST
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Posted: Wed Mar 12 04:44:51 1986
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Organization: UC San Diego EE/CS Department.
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Engineers make better louvers.
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---- Bad (but obligatory) Joke. ----

These two little girls were sitting on the front porch after Christmas
discussing (as often little girls do) what each had received from
mommy and daddy.

"I got a cabbage patch doll.  My mommy had to wait for 2 weeks and
paid $100 for her."

"Well, " not to be outdone, "I got one too.  My mommy had to wait
a month and paid $150."

Just as the last word was uttered, the two little girls
simultaneously focused upon a woman pushing a baby carriage.  Being
curious (as often little girls are) they both skipped over to see
what was inside.

"How long did you have to wait to get her?"

"Oh... about 9 months."

"Wow!  How much did she cost?"

"Three-thousand dollars"

The two little girls looked at each other (as often little girls do):

"Wow. She got screwed"

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I dare anyone to turn this into a modem joke....

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