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From: deanh@mako.UUCP (Dean Hill)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Lion/Mouse Joke (Possibly Offensive to Lions and Meese)
Message-ID: <1059@mako.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 11-Mar-86 16:52:37 EST
Article-I.D.: mako.1059
Posted: Tue Mar 11 16:52:37 1986
Date-Received: Fri, 14-Mar-86 06:35:28 EST
Reply-To: deanh@mako.UUCP (Dean Hill)
Organization: Tektronix, Wilsonville OR
Lines: 46
Keywords: Pick-up


(For the one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple line eater)

A Lion and a Mouse happened to be assigned as room-mates at a convention for
the Zoo Animals of America (ZAA) and had been getting along famously and were
becoming good friends.  This evening they were in the Hotel lounge enjoying a
couple of drinks before dinner.  A beautiful lady Giraffe walked in and sat
down at the end of the bar.  The Mouse, visibly turned on, turns to the Lion
says "Wow, look at that foxy Giraffe!  I've got to get to know that lady."
The Lion says "Good luck, little buddy." and chuckles under his breath.  The
Mouse scurried down the bar and started a conversation with the lady Giraffe.

The next thing the Lion knew, the Mouse and Giraffe were leaving together.
"Wow, that guy must have a line!" said the Lion and proceeded to have another
drink.  And another.  And another.  And the Mouse STILL wasn't back.  Around
closing time (and the Mouse still wasn't back) the Lion gave up and decided to
go to the room.  When he got there he looked around and still couldn't find
the Mouse.  The Lion went to bed a little troubled, wondering if something may
have happened to the Mouse.

About 6 in the morning, he was awakened to a very feeble knocking at the door
of the room.  He got up, put on his robe, and opened the door.  There was the
Mouse laying on his back, gasping for breath, and looking totally exhausted.
"Good grief" said the Lion "you look like shit.  What happened?"  "Get me to
bed" said the Mouse.  The Lion helped the Mouse get out of his clothes and
carried him over to the bed and tucked him in.  "Tell me what happened.  Why 
are you in this kind of shape?" said the Lion.  The Mouse replied "That is
one beautiful lady.  We got along just great and she asked me to her room.  We
had a couple of drinks and decided to go to bed.  Well I've got to tell you
though, between all the the kissing and screwing, I must have run at least 60
miles tonight."

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