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From: dms@ihlpg.UUCP (Spang)
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Subject: Pia Zadora
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Date: Mon, 10-Mar-86 13:36:57 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar 10 13:36:57 1986
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A radio station here reported a story about Pia Zadora that I thought
was pretty darn funny.

It seems that she was trying to give her acting reputation a little shot
in the arm so she was doing some live theater in Europe. Specifically,
she was playing Anne in the stage adaption of The Diary of Anne Frank. She
was so horrendous in the part, however, that when the scene came where the
Nazis enter the home in which the Franks were hiding out the audience started 
screaming "She's in the attic! She's in the attic!"