Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 4.3bsd-beta 6/6/85; site well.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!decwrl!amdcad!lll-crg!lll-lcc!well!rab From: rab@well.UUCP (Bob Bickford) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: (Going to Heaven) Message-ID: <762@well.UUCP> Date: Thu, 13-Mar-86 06:38:27 EST Article-I.D.: well.762 Posted: Thu Mar 13 06:38:27 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 15-Mar-86 01:46:14 EST References: <4523EN1@PSUVMA> Organization: Whole Earth Lectronic Link, Sausalito, CA Lines: 24 Summary: How do you ?? At the Sunday school class, the teacher was leading the class in a discussion about going to heaven. He asked "Which part of your body do you think will be the first to enter heaven?" One little boy replied "My head, because I always think about God." One little girl was squirming in her seat, so the teacher asked her. She said "I'm embarrassed!" But, the teacher reassured her that it was always okay to talk about things like this, so she consented to answer. She said "Feet first." "Feet first?" asked the teacher. "Why do you say that?" "Because last night I walked by my mommy's room and saw my mommy standing on her head on the bed, and daddy was holding her up with her feet way up in the air, and she was saying "Oh God I'm coming!!" (This was told me by a Catholic friend.) -- Robert Bickford (rab@well.uucp) ================================================ | I doubt if these are even my own opinions. | ================================================